Total Medals Earned: 1,647 (From 272 different games.) Total Medal Score: 32,515 Points
Medals Earned: 4/26 (65/500 points)
Perform an execution
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the M1187
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 12/14 (340/375 points)
Politely decline
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Medals Earned: 3/28 (15/160 points)
finish level 1
finish level 2
finish level 3
finish level 10
finish level 11
finish level 12
finish level 13
finish level 14
finish level 15
finish level 16
finish level 17
finish level 18
finish level 19
finish level 20
finish level 21
finish level 22
finish level 23
finish level 24
finish level 25
finish level 26
finish level 27
finish level 4
finish level 5
finish level 6
finish level 7
finish level 8
finish level 9
finish level 28
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Check the Credits Page!
Finish the Tadpole stage!
Clear the Lizard stage!
Clear the Dinosaur stage!
Clear the game!
Medals Earned: 17/20 (395/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 6/10 (40/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (45/45 points)
Escaping the sea monster
Defeating the zombie dog
Saved from the wulf
Medals Earned: 9/14 (155/405 points)
Complete 1st mission
Complete 4th mission
Complete 6th mission
Complete 5th mission
Complete 2nd mission
Complete 3rd mission
Complete 9th mission
Complete 8th mission
Complete first five missions
Complete 10th mission
Complete 7th mission
Complete all missions (Any Difficulty)
Complete 11th mission
Complete all missions (Harder difficulty)
Medals Earned: 1/22 (5/500 points)
Enter Utopia.
Give John some money.
Find coal.
Find iron.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Find wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Give Dave some sand.
Find ruby.
Give George some wolfram.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game