Total Medals Earned: 1,647 (From 272 different games.) Total Medal Score: 32,515 Points
Medals Earned: 6/17 (150/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the zeppelin
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/15 (20/325 points)
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Die by getting squished.
Complete the Tutorial.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 20/22 (400/500 points)
Conquer the first base.
Find the black backpack.
Find the blue backpack.
Find the gray backpack.
Find the green backpack.
Conquer the second base.
Find the orange backpack.
Find the pink backpack.
Find the purple backpack.
Find the red backpack.
Find the sky blue backpack.
Find the white backpack.
Find the yellow backpack.
Conquer the fourth base.
Conquer the sixth base.
Conquer the third base.
Conquer the fifth base.
Conquer the seventh base.
Find all 11 backpacks.
Reach General rank.
Medals Earned: 13/13 (350/350 points)
Complete Act 1.
Reach Level 5.
Complete Act 2.
Reach Level 10.
Complete Act 3.
Complete Act 4.
Reach Level 25.
Reach Level 50.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/500 points)
Defeat Team Henchmen.
Defeat Team Armormen.
Defeat Team Armor-X-men.
Defeat Team Gunslingermen.
Defeat Team Maskedmen.
Defeat Team Swordsmen.
Defeat Team Snipermen.
Defeat Team Goldmen.
Defeat Team Epicmen.
Defeat Team Jedimen.
Reach Level 20.
Defeat all 10 teams.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 8/9 (305/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
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Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Finish the first level.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.