Total Medals Earned: 1,647 (From 272 different games.) Total Medal Score: 32,515 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/300 points)
Scare all the people out of the house
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Defeat Glimmer
Form an alliance.
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 5/7 (30/105 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Click on both the Credits Heads
Play with cheats
Complete a no-gun-run
All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (225/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Kill the boss without dying.
Medals Earned: 11/19 (375/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Is it edible?
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Yum Yum
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Be cheated for the first time
As if being cheated once weren't enough
You're really gullible... cheated thrice, really?
Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/420 points)
Make 20 fastkill with the Armor Sword.
Detonate the nuke bomb with an explosion.
Make a bullseye hit with the dart.
Find how to throw up an anvil.
Find how to kill yourself.
Make 20 fastkill with the ball.
Kill 2000 zombies.
Awarded for 100% of game progress.
Completing all of these things.
Awarded for 130% of game progress.
Awarded for completing 4 achievements at one level.
Awarded for beating the game in less than 60 minutes.
Kill 10000 zombies.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (365/365 points)
Boss #1
Boss #2
Boss #3
Crash the game... and your computer?
Boss #5
Boss #4
Boss #6